boyfriend bomb

When you're about to ask a girl out and during the conversation she intentionally inserts a line about her boyfriend so you'll back off.

Boy: "I enjoy riding my Harley on days like this. I have a backseat..."

Girl: "Oh, yeah Jared has a Honda. He takes me out on it all the time."

Boy: "Ohhhhh!!! The boyfriend bomb! See ya."

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