APC

A Phat Chic:
A woman who is a Fatty
It's funny because the it also means Armoured Personnel Carrier which a pretty damn large.
Also the spelling of fat with a P throws them of the scent (harder to do when it's a hamburger scent). Fat suckers.

Blindman: What a hottertron!
Man with sight: Shut-up knob-end she's an APC

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