Sandmanning

The act of crop dusting your significant other or spouse by silently farting into your hand and “magically sprinkling” it over their nose right before they fall asleep.

Rodney: It sucked man I had to sleep on the couch last night.
George: Why, what’d you do this time?
Rodney: I got caught sandmanning the old lady, it was bad George, it was burrito night.