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Social Social-Distancing

Someone who acts COVID woke by pretending to self-isolate and follow CDC guidelines in front of friends and family only to rip off their mask and lick a door handle as soon as your back is turned.

Saturday they were social social-distancing with about 100 strangers at a wedding so I'd stay the fuck away from them.

by Evolved guppy September 11, 2020


milblogger

milblogger (plural milbloggers). A military service member who writes a blog. (Internet) A blogger, usually one with a close relationship to armed forces, who blogs, often from the front lines, about an ongoing war (Wiktionary.org)

Russians are complaining that Ukrainian milbloggers “draw wrong maps” online to deliberately lead several Russian assault columns into ambushes.

by Evolved guppy March 28, 2024


Dominos Dick

From NIH.gov: We report three cases of Hispanic men incarcerated in separate southwest United States prisons who…insert foreign bodies fabricated out of dominos into the subcutaneous tissues of the penis.

That’s not a dildo, those lumps are on a real/life dominos dick.

by Evolved guppy January 20, 2023


Mercedes Bends

From the Eagles hit, Hotel California. A clever play on words by Don Henley, sounds like Mercedes Benz but refers to it in a way that connotes decompression sickness, "the bends". The lady in question is so wealthy she's detached from reality to the extent that she has is a sickness.

She Mercedes bends right by that homeless guy.

by Evolved guppy January 13, 2015

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BHAZ

Black House Autonomous Zone. The area around Lafayette Square, Washington D.C. It is in reference to Seattle, Washington’s Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone CHAZ.

The CNN crew was ejected, without explanation, from the BHAZ across from the White House.

by Evolved guppy June 23, 2020

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