Davie

A run-down country town in South Florida and suburb of Miami where all of the cowboys who like to pretend they are in rural Texas and not metropolitan Miami live. Most streets do not have sidewalks or street lights, yet are ridden with pot holes. City water is not offered and horses roam free. There aren't many laws other than those required by the state and county. Located next to several far superior suburban cities such as Weston, Cooper City, and Pembroke Pines, all of which offer water, light, and peace of mind.

Bob: Howdy, yall, wanna saddle up dem horses and ride out to the Round Up Country Western Club?
Joe: You must be from Davie.

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