As

I am (cumbrian dialect)

As garn yam ( I am going home)
As sick a thee. ( I am sick of you)

Garn

A Cumbrian dialect word for going.

Where do you think ya garn?
Oh, I'm garn yam (home)

Fat class

A slimming group for people who are obese.

You going to fat class

Cuddy

A cumbrian dialect word for donkey.
A lot of something

I've got a Cuddy load of black pens for work.

Tit

An idiot, fool, silly person

You are a tit.
Stop acting like a tit.

Yam

West Cumbrian word for home.

I'm going yam.
Are you at yam?

Great Tit

A person who is perceived to be a fool or and idiot.

You great tit. You've lost the car keys.