As

I am (cumbrian dialect)

As garn yam ( I am going home)
As sick a thee. ( I am sick of you)

Fat class

A slimming group for people who are obese.

You going to fat class

Yam

West Cumbrian word for home.

I'm going yam.
Are you at yam?

Tit

An idiot, fool, silly person

You are a tit.
Stop acting like a tit.

Cuddy

A cumbrian dialect word for donkey.
A lot of something

I've got a Cuddy load of black pens for work.

Great Tit

A person who is perceived to be a fool or and idiot.

You great tit. You've lost the car keys.

Cleppards

West Cumbrian (Whitehaven) name for big ears.

His cleppards were that big, if the wind blew he'd take off.

Oi Cleppard, come here !