Issaquah

A terrible place filled with snobby rich kids whose parents work at places like Microsoft and who think they're better than everyone else. It's pretty, sure, but it's really not worth dealing with the people who live there. Plus everything is really overpriced. I lived there for five years and only a handful of people were worth being friends with. The rest were assholes.

Bob: Hi! I'm new to Issaquah, what's this place like?
Issaquah resident: (stares blankly ahead and slowly raises both hands into the air, flipping the newcomer off)

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