lumburgh

Named after Office Space's Bill Lumburgh, this term applies to anyone in a useless job who's boss makes them feel important-- like coming in on the weekends, or getting dumped with a bunch of reports that are alledgely important, but are really the boss's work that he/she doesn't know how to do.

John: "Hey Bob, you going out with the rest of us Saturday night?"
Bob: "Nah, I can't. I've got these reports to do."
John: "How did you get lumburghed into that? That sucks. Screw your boss, get your drinking shoes on."

naked monkey

The act of taking a dump without using any toilet paper, and then not flushing the toilet. Totally gross and should be avoided.

I couldn't believe that someone took a naked monkey and didn't even wipe. I had to flush and then wait to take a dump.

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moose knuckle

The male version of a cameltoe. Usually found on older rotund gentlemen wearing a suit.

That guy in the business meeting was so big, his moose knuckle was sticking out of his front of his pants and it looked like a fanny pack gone wrong.

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rudystache

A pre-pubescent girl who is sporting a slight yet pronounced moustache, much like Rudy from the Cosby Show.

"Check out that girl with the rudystache. I bet she was the cute kid a few years ago but now she looks like Alfonso Riberio, which is no fun."

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iceberg

A girl who looks great from the breasts or neck up, but is absolutely huge from the breasts down.

I looked at that girl as she was sitting in her car and she was incredibly hot; then she got out and she turned out to be just another iceberg with way too big a booty.

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funt

The pouch of fat that is above the cunt.

That girl seemed bloated and looked to put on a little weight, but it was just her funt sticking out.

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gintastic

Used to describe a good gin and tonic.

"Gin is gross... tonic is gross... but put the two together? Gintastic!"

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