Secretly taking a shit at your workplace in the private toilet of the MD or CEO. Otherwise known as the E.S.
Did you hear that Neil took an Executive Shit when the MD and his PA were off at lunch?
When youâre due for a shit whilst getting ready to head off to work but hold on to it instead do it on company time after first showing your face to the boss at work. Also applies for an unnecessarily long dump when working from home whilst scrolling on your phone for up to an hour
Whereâs Neil been for the last 45 minutes?
Heâs having his morning Executive Shit
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