Raw Boxed

When you buy a Barbie Doll without placing it in a bag before leaving the store.

Predator John Raw Boxed the Barbie Doll before heading to the movie theater.

girlfriend thief

An alpha male who manages to steal a girl away from their lover.

I heard that Brad just swiped Morgan from Kyle. He's such a girlfriend thief.

Constipater

A person who has constipation.

Alexa always has constipation. She is a chronic constipater.

Qwirkle and Chill

Similar to Netflix and Chill, but rather MindWare's 2006 board-game "Qwirkle" is the fabricated activity of choice.

We are going to Qwirkle and Chill this weekend.

Triabetes

"The one that comes after diabetes." - Woody Harrelson

I have triabetes.