Baseball

1) A sport consisting mainly of standing in a field or in a bullpen, chewing gum, spitting that gum out, and kicking up some dust to get mad at someone

2) A very hard object, that when whipped hard enough, can kill people who have been making fun of your 3-legged rabbit Potsie

1) I'd rather fornicate myself with 3 hot rods simutaneously then play baseball.

2)Dude, I just hit Ben Affleck with a baseball!

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