beudiful

The way the famous Youtuber Exotics Lair says beautiful

“If you guys have made it this far in the video, comment down below how many times I’ve said beautiful. b e u d i f u l. Beudiful. beudiful.

STD Carrot Cake

Girls who have STDs

What a stupid MF called me.

“You’re such an STD Carrot Cake!”

“Miiiiisss! He called Me an STD Carrot Cake!”

Floral Dysfunction

When you have a limp stalk.

Person 1: Bro, I have a limp stalk!
Person 2: Looks like you have floral dysfunction.

Person 1: I have floral dysfunction.
Person 2: Is that really something to say during sex?!