fauxymoron

A word (or combination of words) that represents a false oxymoron.

Pronounced 'foe-E-moron'; 'foxy-moron' is also acceptable for easier diction.

"Hey man, check it out! It's that hot mail-lady" | "Mail lady? What? like a tranny?" | "Nah bro, fauxymoron

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Graveyarder Syndrome

The disorder in which a person who works a night shift and also has limited social contact (as a result thereof) feels the need to socialize as much as possible, as quickly as possible while a friend or acquaintance is still awake.

Mostly affects those who use social networking applications or text messaging during their work hours.

May also be experience by night owls.

3am: >"Hey dude what's up?!" >>"Not much man, just about to go to bed" >"Oh...alright...have a good night man, see you tomorrow. BTW, did you hear about what happened downtown today?" >>"Dude, I think you've got Graveyarder syndrome"

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