crapsby

The whiny little bitch on any sports team , named after the loudest little bitch in the NHL, sidney crosby.

"did you see that guy take a dive and then go cry on the ref's shoulder?"
"yeah, what a crapsby"

Monroe Muffler

In order to give someone a Monroe Muffler, one must have a sufficiently large potato and one or more willing or unwilling anuses in which to insert aforementioned potato into.

Dayuuuummm! I was just up at R.I.T. partying and this one bitch was just begging for me to give her a Monroe Muffler!