Minecraft Mineshaft

Refers to a woman’s cooch, typically used to riz up a chick or to say you fucked someone’s chick.

Def 1- Sup baby. Maybe tonight you can let me in your Minecraft mineshaft.

Def 2- yo nick I got in yo girls Minecraft mineshaft the other day. Accidentally left some XP.

Turgle

A turtle with low enough IQ, to have mistakenly snorted a straw and begin gurgling water as it try’s to get air.

Yo, Jeff, you see those bubbles out on the lake? Yeah don’t worry about it, it’s probably just a turgle. A turgle? Tf is that?