Facebook job

Liking someone else's Facebook post, picture, or comment even if you don't. Like giving someone a handjob. Usually done so it seems you're a really good friend.

I think Sarah's going to unfriend me if I don't give her a Facebook job the next few days.

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Las Begas

How Filipinos pronounce "Las Vegas."

We are all going to "Las Begas" to watch the Manny Pacquiao fight.

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Rain Moan

To mimic someone's sexual moans, as Dustin Hoffman does to Tom Cruise in the movie "Rain Man."

We were all pissed Sam didn't chip in for the bill, so we rain moaned her in front of her boyfriend.

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Bootyguard

A short man who is also a bodyguard for a woman with a really big ass.

Taken from the short animated film "The Bootyguard," in which Gary Coleman gets a job as Jennifer Lopez's bodyguard.

Not only is Tony her personal assistant, he is also her bootyguard.

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Nerf Russian Roulette

Playing Russian roulette with any of the Nerf revolver guns (such as the "Maverick," "Strongarm," or "Spectre"). A safe way to play Russian Roulette.

There was nothing to do at the party so we decided to play Nerf Russian Roulette.

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Facecreeper

Someone who likes a friend's Facebook post over a year old.

Man, I don't trust that Rey. He's such a facecreeper.

MAB

A Moody Ass Bitch

Darlene is such a MAB. One minute she's telling me she loves me and the next minute she has a knife to my throat.

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