When two guys using a urinal and one guy using a stall start a conversation inside a men's restroom.
"When I walked in I kind of freaked out because there was a two #1 one #2 situation going on."
647π 17π
When a guy gives up on a girl because she's banging someone else
Lalo: I could have had her.
Max: Bro, don't hate the game, hate the playa.
190π 3π
When a man using a urinal adjacent to yours, tries to watch you pee.
Damn, the guy next to me was trying to do a peek-a-pee. I should have used one of the stalls.
801π 110π
A burger with a shit ton of mayonnaise (cum)
I asked for extra mayo not a mc cumshot
A girl you think is in the 4-5 level of hotness is actually a 6-7 to someone else.
"That girl isn't hot."
"Well, your 4's and 5's are my 6's and 7's.
283π 15π
A modern day Vanilla Ice who wears tank tops and fur coats and raps about being gay.
"I love Macklemore. He's so talented."
"No he's not. Macklemore was created by a gay record company executive with the sole intent to steal Grammys from black people."
638π 305π
Ugly girls who stand near the entrance of a VIP booth at a club hoping to attract any guy's attention to get a free drink.
"Can you believe that railbird actually asked if I had any matches? Bitch wasn't smart enough to even ask me for a lighter."
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