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To mimic someone's sexual moans, as Dustin Hoffman does to Tom Cruise in the movie "Rain Man."
We were all pissed Sam didn't chip in for the bill, so we rain moaned her in front of her boyfriend.
132π 1π
How Filipinos pronounce "Las Vegas."
We are all going to "Las Begas" to watch the Manny Pacquiao fight.
694π 60π
=((# of likes your Facebook post gets)/(# of Facebook friends)).
A higher Facebook Worth means your friends really care about you.
"Ricky always gets a lot of likes, but his Facebook Worth is really low."
When a guy gives up on a girl because she's banging someone else
Lalo: I could have had her.
Max: Bro, don't hate the game, hate the playa.
191π 3π
When a man using a urinal adjacent to yours, tries to watch you pee.
Damn, the guy next to me was trying to do a peek-a-pee. I should have used one of the stalls.
801π 110π
Ugly girls who stand near the entrance of a VIP booth at a club hoping to attract any guy's attention to get a free drink.
"Can you believe that railbird actually asked if I had any matches? Bitch wasn't smart enough to even ask me for a lighter."
412π 18π
A burger with a shit ton of mayonnaise (cum)
I asked for extra mayo not a mc cumshot