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When a man using a urinal adjacent to yours, tries to watch you pee.
Damn, the guy next to me was trying to do a peek-a-pee. I should have used one of the stalls.
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Ugly girls who stand near the entrance of a VIP booth at a club hoping to attract any guy's attention to get a free drink.
"Can you believe that railbird actually asked if I had any matches? Bitch wasn't smart enough to even ask me for a lighter."
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Facebook Jobber, or a man who masturbates while on Facebook.
I never took Chris for a FBJ'er, but he was kind of creepy to women.
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How Filipinos pronounce "Las Vegas."
We are all going to "Las Begas" to watch the Manny Pacquiao fight.
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=((# of likes your Facebook post gets)/(# of Facebook friends)).
A higher Facebook Worth means your friends really care about you.
"Ricky always gets a lot of likes, but his Facebook Worth is really low."
A burger with a shit ton of mayonnaise (cum)
I asked for extra mayo not a mc cumshot
A girl you think is in the 4-5 level of hotness is actually a 6-7 to someone else.
"That girl isn't hot."
"Well, your 4's and 5's are my 6's and 7's.
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