Two #1 One #2

When two guys using a urinal and one guy using a stall start a conversation inside a men's restroom.

"When I walked in I kind of freaked out because there was a two #1 one #2 situation going on."

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Don't hate the game, hate the playa

When a guy gives up on a girl because she's banging someone else

Lalo: I could have had her.
Max: Bro, don't hate the game, hate the playa.

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peek-a-pee

When a man using a urinal adjacent to yours, tries to watch you pee.

Damn, the guy next to me was trying to do a peek-a-pee. I should have used one of the stalls.

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Mc cumshot

A burger with a shit ton of mayonnaise (cum)

I asked for extra mayo not a mc cumshot

Your 4's and 5's are my 6's and 7's

A girl you think is in the 4-5 level of hotness is actually a 6-7 to someone else.

"That girl isn't hot."

"Well, your 4's and 5's are my 6's and 7's.

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Macklemore

A modern day Vanilla Ice who wears tank tops and fur coats and raps about being gay.

"I love Macklemore. He's so talented."

"No he's not. Macklemore was created by a gay record company executive with the sole intent to steal Grammys from black people."

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railbird

Ugly girls who stand near the entrance of a VIP booth at a club hoping to attract any guy's attention to get a free drink.

"Can you believe that railbird actually asked if I had any matches? Bitch wasn't smart enough to even ask me for a lighter."

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