What Filipinos who hate the 49ers, call Niners quarterback Colin Kaepernick. Pek pek means pussy in Tagalog.
If we can't stop Kaeperpekpek on this drive, we are going to lose the Super Bowl!
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Someone who likes a friend's Facebook post over a year old.
Man, I don't trust that Rey. He's such a facecreeper.
A short man who is also a bodyguard for a woman with a really big ass.
Taken from the short animated film "The Bootyguard," in which Gary Coleman gets a job as Jennifer Lopez's bodyguard.
Not only is Tony her personal assistant, he is also her bootyguard.
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A modern day Vanilla Ice who wears tank tops and fur coats and raps about being gay.
"I love Macklemore. He's so talented."
"No he's not. Macklemore was created by a gay record company executive with the sole intent to steal Grammys from black people."
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People who always talk about themselves or things they've accomplished.
Don't invite Tiffany to the party. She is like Walking Linkedin. Everyone's going to want to leave.
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The art of layering the surface of toilet water with toilet paper to minimize the sound of splashing.
That's the last time I have Taco Bell for lunch at work. Now I'm going to have to do some ninja pooping.
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