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Kaeperpekpek

What Filipinos who hate the 49ers, call Niners quarterback Colin Kaepernick. Pek pek means pussy in Tagalog.

If we can't stop Kaeperpekpek on this drive, we are going to lose the Super Bowl!

by Extra mayo February 9, 2013

645๐Ÿ‘ 47๐Ÿ‘Ž


Facecreeper

Someone who likes a friend's Facebook post over a year old.

Man, I don't trust that Rey. He's such a facecreeper.

by Extra mayo February 15, 2018


Bootyguard

A short man who is also a bodyguard for a woman with a really big ass.

Taken from the short animated film "The Bootyguard," in which Gary Coleman gets a job as Jennifer Lopez's bodyguard.

Not only is Tony her personal assistant, he is also her bootyguard.

by Extra mayo August 31, 2011

847๐Ÿ‘ 48๐Ÿ‘Ž


Macklemore

A modern day Vanilla Ice who wears tank tops and fur coats and raps about being gay.

"I love Macklemore. He's so talented."

"No he's not. Macklemore was created by a gay record company executive with the sole intent to steal Grammys from black people."

by Extra mayo February 16, 2014

638๐Ÿ‘ 305๐Ÿ‘Ž


Walking Linkedin

People who always talk about themselves or things they've accomplished.

Don't invite Tiffany to the party. She is like Walking Linkedin. Everyone's going to want to leave.

by Extra mayo May 7, 2015

231๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ninja Pooping

The art of layering the surface of toilet water with toilet paper to minimize the sound of splashing.

That's the last time I have Taco Bell for lunch at work. Now I'm going to have to do some ninja pooping.

by Extra mayo January 28, 2013

631๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž