Karen

That one lady at the store that looks like shes about to throw Twinkies at you for taking that one thing she wanted on black Friday

Person: man i really like this box of Twinkies, ill buy it as a consumer of this store.
Karen: *snags Twinkies* MY SON WANTS THIS SO NOW ITS MINE FELLOW PIECE OF SHIT

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Condoms

The substance that your father didn't use, which created you.

Your mother: HARDER HARDER.
Your father: Wait i forgot to use condoms.