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Being the only gay person around
Kendall was the only uniqueer in a straight bar
Perky bouncy breasts that hot women flaunt
When my wife walks by her perky flaunt bags will bounce and give me an instant boner
Shooting cum on your phone screen while watching porn
Should have moved my phone out of the way while I was watching porn, now it has phone batter on the screen
Using a piece of deli meat to jack off with.
Jennifer Anniston is so hot I warmed up a piece of deli meat in the microwave and gave myself a deli delight.
Pussy that smells like fajitas
I ate some Latin pussy that smelled liked a Mexican restaurants fajitas. I guess you would call it vajitas
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Huge ball off wax in the ear
Man I was about to put the moves on this girl and stick my tongue in her ear but then I saw it... A huge waxberg. It would have taken out the titanic.
When your sexual desires are sexactly met by the opposite sex.
I got that girl to suck my dick and that is sexactly what I wanted to happen.
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