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To hear something that was never said- the audio equivalent to hallucinate.
Edna- I thought you were going with me to bible study tonight! You promised!
Morty- Fuck that shit...you must have hearlucinated
To perform oral sex on the vaginal and anal region of a woman alternately while she is on her hands and knees.
Robert: Iâm starving.
Betty: How about a combo platter?!
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An individual that has their timing under wraps; One who knows the waiting game and plays it hard. A Time Pimp can wait until the very last minute before impending eviction, jail time, loss of job, property, money or even life and pull it out and pour it on just in the nick o time.
The best Time Pimps will display feats of timing beyond the explanation of science and reason; They will leave (for no apparent reason) minutes before the police arrive. They will show up an hour late and score the last concert tickets in town.
Betty: Itâs been a week, three days and sixteen hours since I dumped that nasty fucker- why hasnât he called to hook it back up with me?
Shawna: Good luck with that. You know your boy got a time machine under his bed...He be pimpin time on yo ass and call when you about to move on...he a TiMe Pimp.
Pronounced: poor-en-hub; noun/also adjective for connoisseurs...âYeah Iâm proâlly gonna Pornhub it tonight baby so you get some restâ
Def: Website known internationally(except in Russia and China on Thursdays and Sundays) for itâs informative and entertaining videos depicting a variety of human interactions performed in the nude. Many of the videos available are so engrossing that viewers will also be nude and act out the activities on the screen by themselves for two to three minutes and then abruptly leave the website without learning the final outcome of the story.
Use: It is important that you always remember to turn off Bluetooth before retiring to your room to watch Pornhub- failure to do so will cause your audio to be broadcast from your bedroom to the speaker in the living room where your wife, her sister and your mother-in-law are relaxing over hot tea. The ensuing awkwardness of this mistake will greatly diminish your viewing pleasure.
*Please note that if you attempt to google and type in the first letter of your search, and it is not even the letter P but auto-suggest still pops up Pornhub, you may qualify as a chronic Jacker.
*Certain Pornhub advertising will claim that there is a âHorny MILF 2.5 miles away that is ready to fuck you now!â . If you happen to travel to another state and view Pornhub in that other state, donât be alarmed when you see the same Horny MILF still only 2.5 miles away: She is NOT stalking you.
Wife: What was all moaning and video flickering while I was trying to sleep last night?
Husband:Pornhub.
Wife:Oooh you nasty boy! Come over here to mama and get some of this pornhub...
Husband:Sorry hon, I beat it like three times last night and Iâm spent.
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Pronounced, âthin- doeâ -rhymes with window.
A broken car window that has been replaced/covered with grey duct tape and/or black garbage bags. Unlike a temporary fix until the window can be replaced, a thindow may remain for many years.
Eddy: Where in the hell is all the duct tape?
Igor: I used it all to install a thindowon my back passenger door after that prostitute smashed in the window with her fat ass