Orgasm

What happens to a girl whilst she watches Twilight.

Girl: I love this film.

*ORGASM*

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Cale

Someone with a huge penis, they are often made fun of by people saying they have a small one, but in fact their penis is bigger than most pornstars. They're normally very clever and a bit of a stalker, but you love them really and their 20" penis.

Girl 1: Let me see...

Girl 1: OMG you're such a Cale.

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