Smoothie

Oral sex make or female without teeth/dentures.

Fuck yeah I love when my girl takes out her dentures and gives me a smoothie.
Hey babe...who cares if you have false teeth, I sure don’t. You really give good smoothies.

Noodle groovin

It’s when you do a line of crystal meth and start moving all around. A tweeker,/ meth addict who is as thin as a noodle start to wiggle, and look like They are dancing ,and jerking in all different directions

Look at that meth addict noodle groovin.

Noodle groovin

It’s when you do a line of crystal meth and start moving all around. A tweeker,/ meth addict who is as thin as a noodle start to wiggle, and look like They are dancing ,and jerking in all different directions

Look at that meth addict noodle groovin.

Swervy

Oral sex on driver causing automobile to swerve.

Women:Do you want a swervy.
Man: Yes I’ll try not to swerve.

2cnd Tuesday next week

There is no second Tuesday so Basically its something that’s never gonna happen.

Boy:here’s the money you asked for however you have to pay me back ASAP
Girl:no problem how about 2cnd Tuesday next week.
Boy:okay sounds good Tuesday it is.

Mooshy

A sap.Someone who is overly romantic who is always talkin about love. A hopeless romantic who loves chick flicks and hallmark cards. Who always wants to cuddle and be all lovey dovey

I just got a hallmark card it’s so mooshy.

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