Mel

The best Jerry, the best!

You can fart on her in bed, (and although she’ll protest), she’ll love every second of you sharing.

You can enchant a Mel by serving them wine and yorkshire pudding.

Mel’s will do anything for love, but they won’t do that.

Pick up a Mel today for the low low price of your soul.

They are worth it <3

Enchant a Mel for a lifetime of happiness.