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The kind of burger you receive when you are rude to the waiter.
I guess I shouldn't have been rude to my server last night, cause he brought me a regular pissburger!
A hole in a tree that is suitable for sexual intercourse.
I was camping out in the woods, horny, when I found a pinehole worth servicing ;).
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What thickly-accented Mexicans call the foreskin.
My girlfriend saw mi porskeen and she was filled with glee!
When someone makes things more difficult by ruining something
Eziquio was cummin up the works when he urinated on the supervisor's paperwork.
My 101 year-old wife just crushed my "Little Amigos! :(
A slang term for sexual intercourse. It comes from the action of sticking a penis in a vagina or asshole, which is similar to putting peaches and syrup into cans.
Man 1: Me and my girlfriend's grandma were "canning peaches" last night!
Man 2: Really?? Well while you were doing that last night, I was "canning peaches" with your mom!
When you rub your wiener all over something.
Eziquio just wienerized the Line 9 (29oz) cooker!!!
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