Peter Parker Moment

A “Peter Parker Moment” or “PPM” is when you try to do the right thing, but it just ends up blowing up in your face. Making you worse off than if you just chose to be a worse person in the moment.

Guy 1: “Man, Stacy dumped me because I was late to another date!”
Guy 2: “Why we’re you late?”
Guy 1: “There was this cat stuck in a tree, so I went to go save it and it took like 15 minutes.”
Guy2: “Aw, I’m sorry, man. What a Peter Parker Moment.”

texasterone

The energy that makes a man more southern and Texas-like.

Ah watch out for that guy he’s got so much texasterone, I stfg I’m super scared he’s gonna some some racist shit or something. Total redneck.

Challah

A Jewish bisexual
- since LGBT stands for “let’s get this bread, then the B stands for both bisexual and bread. Challah is a Jewish type of bread, therefore a challah is a Jewish bisexual.

Guy 1: Dude I just saw Elijah make out with some dude at Hebrew school
Guy 2: Oh yeah but that guy dated a couple girls so I guess he’s a challah

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