4G

A retarded title for a simple 3G network fabricated by Sprint to entice uneducated buyers into thinking that there's actually a 4G network when in reality, it's the same fucking thing as every other 3G network. Way to be total douches, Sprint.

Carl: "Hey, check out my new Sprint HTC with 4G! Isn't it sweet how it can surf the web?"

Jane: "Oh neat! So can every other 3G phone you dumbass."

God: "Yeah, Carl, 4G is just a pitiful marketing ploy created by Sprint because they're total douches. Now I smite thee!"

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