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A disorder featuring the urge to purchase an item on Amazon Prime. This disorder is more prevalent after Thanksgiving and lasting a few days before Christmas. It can also crop up during loved ones birthdays or anniversaries.
It is normally accompanied by an increase in credit card debt and UPS/Fed Ex deliveries.
There is no known cure.
My wife enjoys purchasing so many gifts during the Christmas season she now has Amazonprimeitis.