To punch an older woman (age 55+)specifically in her sagging breasts until they turn bright red.
I do enjoy MILFs, but not if they have ROTTEN APPLES!
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A sterile man who is unable to ejaculate
"I broke up with my boyfriend because he was a WILP!"
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When a woman farts during the course of anal sex.
The ground shook up something mighty as my wife's ANAL EARTHQUAKE destroyed the bed.
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