MIchael Phelps

The most dominant Olympic swimmer today. He is nothing but a self-absorbed, gold-digging glory hogging PIG who is inevitably going to win THE most gold medals ever and break Spitz's sacred record. He will PWN the Olympics and make every other Olympian into PUSSIES. He will become the GOD of Olympics and the GREATEST Olympian of All Time.

Michael Phelps will inevitably win eight gold medals in Beijing and nobody in the world is fast enough to derail him.

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