sore D

When you use your dick so much for something making it so sore that you can't use it for anything no more.

"Honey, how'bout a blowjob?"
"Sounds tempting but no, I just jerked off in the back seat and now I have a sore D"

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deep as a milf's vagina

When you're in a shitload of trouble and you just realized you can't get out of it
milf
*credits to Sam

"Bruh, do you think that I'm in that chick's friend-zone?"
"Yup! Deep as a milf's vagina!"