deep as a milf's vagina

When you're in a shitload of trouble and you just realized you can't get out of it
milf
*credits to Sam

"Bruh, do you think that I'm in that chick's friend-zone?"
"Yup! Deep as a milf's vagina!"

thug life pimp

A person who's pimping up a friend with someone else but in the process ends up getting some action for him/herself
thug life
pimp

Aw man! Sam was supposed to hook me up with that hot girl from gym class, but now he's goin' on a date with her!
Damn man, that Sam is one hell of a thug life pimp!

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