Green

Short for green haired girl.

The sexiest being on planet earth. Somewhat of a witch. Is able to perform and carry out spells. Most notably was able to make workplace crush“middle aged white man” go from taken, to single, to taken again in a matter of months. Although high energy and high volume most the time, is one of the most caring, loving, and sympathetic individuals around. Also has the ability to make a 40y/o go from sex drive of 2.86 to 999.99. Once energy paths are crossed there’s no holding back plus I just love the sh1t outta her. Also referred to as red, macaroon, or baby.

Anyone: Did you see Green today?

Me: Yeah, smokin’.! {thinks to self: I can’t wait to put my face in her muffin and F’ the sh1t outta her later, mmmmm}