yeppoon yoja

n. hot Korean girl who looks like I'd like to f*ck her.

I rolled up to the Hodori at about 2:15 and, to my pleasant surprise, it was crawling with yeppoon yojas.

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pie taster

n. 1. a person whose primary function in life is performing oral sex on women. 2. a member of a particlarly rude D.C. ska band known for encouraging prostitution and drunk driving.

1. That smile on Rindy's face is courtesy of Skeevo, every girl's favorite pie taster. 2. What the hell ever became of the Pietasters?

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roid monster

n. A genetic hybrid combining the DNA of Pacific Lobster and Tiger Shrimp resulting in what can be described as a small lobster or a very large shrimp. Usually served (in limited quantities) at all-you-can-eat sushi restaurants.

I ate a bunch of those roid monsters last night, but they always look better than they taste.

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jawbreaker

n. 1. a word that is difficult to pronouce. 2. the greatest rock and roll band to ever regret going corporate.

1. "Don't use your goddamn jawbreakers with me! How the hell am I supposed to know what hermeneuticology means if I can't even f*cking pronouce it!"

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Jesus ring

n. a ring with the word "JESUS" incribed on it. usually worn on the left ring finger of pious Christian girls to indicate that they are Brides of the Lord.

Skeevo: I think I'll be tap-tap-tapping on that Rindy tonight!
F: I don't think so man, did you notice the Jesus ring on her finger?

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pop and run

n. A form of martial art that consists of sucker punching your opponent and then fleeing for your life.

I gave Jong the old pop and run, but he caught my slow ass and beat the crap outta me.

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loco to the max

adj. Hawaiian for "down to earth." Derives from loco which indicates a person from the islands.

Norm is so loco to the max that he won't even be wearing a tie to his own funeral.

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