boundaries

n. psychobabble for a person's ability to tell himself apart from those around him. "rigid boundaries" indicate an inability to form close relationships. "no boundaries" indicates a spineless, mindless, asskissing lemming.

Skeevo's got good boundaries; he ain't willing to co-sign for his girlfriend's car loan.

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hodori

n. 1. Korean for "tiger," typically used as the main character in nonsense allegories told by older Korean men to their young companions. 2. Korean restaurant in LA's Koreatown, cheap and open 24 hours. Sometimes known for post-party brawls and hookups.

1. In Korea, even the hodori must know when to return to the mountain and again encounter his kind and powerful bride, the range hawk, and thus begin the journey Inward! 2. This yeppoon yoja told me to meet her at Hodori, but when I got there Jin Young and his boys jumped me in the parking lot.

identified patient

n. family therapy lingo indicating which child is causing all the problems in a family and whom, unless cured or removed, prevents the family from an otherwise wonderful life. often shortened to: IP

All my heroes were probably the identified patients in their families.

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P.W.

n. abbr for "Pastor's Wife." Usually of two variations: 1)manipulative and phoney or 2)obviously believes she married the wrong guy.

1) Auntie Linda is a classic P.W., always working the church politics; 2) but Pastor Jim's wife Jana just ain't into religion and I think she might be sleeping with the worship leader.

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backslide

verb: to re-adopt sinful ways after having spent some time as a pious religious person.

For about a year, we thought we lost him, but then one day Skeevo backslides right back into our lives!

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loco to the max

adj. Hawaiian for "down to earth." Derives from loco which indicates a person from the islands.

Norm is so loco to the max that he won't even be wearing a tie to his own funeral.

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dracul

n. Someone who performs oral sex on a woman while she is menstrating.

Jana - Dude, Sicko! Rindy told me what you tried to do last night!
Skeevo - What?!?
Jana - Let's just say I'll be calling you Dracul from now on...

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