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Asian Parents

utterly obsessive in one's life and you'll always be the kid no matter how old you are. 40? Still a kid.

Farked asian parent: Your study no good enough!

You: But I have got all high grades and soon off to exchange through scholarship which is really hard to get!

F.A.P: WA? You go by yourself? NO you CANT go anywhere, until you get married.

You: I have a LIFE of MY OWN you KNOW?

F.A.P: NO! You CAN'T GO BY URSELF, your mother go with you, or I go with you, you choose.

You: Hell NO! I can take care of myself for christ sake! I'm AN ADULT!

F.A.P: NO, your a KID, you don't know how to do anything, you don't know how to cook, how to clean, how to wash, how to take care of yourself!!!

You: WTF?!??!!! DID U EVER LET ME LEARN IN THE FIRST PLACE? BLOODY HELL, NO ONE WAS BORN TO KNOW HOW TO DO EVERYTHING, I WILL LEARN MYSELF WITHOUT YOUR DARN HELP!!!

POINT BEING:
obsessive asian parents will first control your life by doing everything for you, and make you study and work day and night, so you dont have time to learn the everyday skills. And then when your old enough, got some success in ur studies and career, and want to live on your own, they throw you the line: YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF...WTF... just to keep you with them FOREVER...
SO FARKED I SWEAR!!!

by F.A.P SUCK July 21, 2009

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