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Gets his shit kicked in and fails to accomplish his dreams!
Synonymous with Maromvus, Marvolo, Monkey Man, Mortimus and Moldovia.
Moovooloo, Moovooloo, with blue and black across his face. Maromvus, Maromvus, he tries and fails to achieve his best!
The assistant to notorious terrorist Al Shizaba. His weapons include a water gun that is sometimes loaded with hydrochloric acid and a corn cob that has been sharpened to the point where it can penetrate skin on contact (it is considered a lethal weapon by Victoria Police). He is responsible for the death of Victoria Police Officer Alex Ferguson, and is known for being poked in the eye by Geoff Collins, an Australian Government official.
"Francesco Shontelly was spotted in Geelong the other day."
"Geelong? What the fuck's he doing in bloody Geelong?"
The most feared terrorist in the Middle East of Melbourne. His arch-nemesis is Jim Watson, a VIC POL SOG Officer. He has an assistant, Francesco Shontelly. Al Shizaba is known for the attempted assassination of Geoff Collins, an Australian Government official, in 2019. The attempt failed because of an accidental discharge of Francesco Shontelly's weapon, which threw off Al Shizaba and alerted Jim Watson and the Victoria Police squad on the scene. Alex Ferguson, a Victoria Police Officer, was killed in the firefight between police and Al Shizaba's terrorist network. The fight ended when Francesco Shontelly accidentally detonated their explosive devices too early. It is unsure wether Al Shizaba is still alive.
"Did you hear about the attack at Flinders? Two eshays got bashed!"
"Rumour is, it was Al Shizaba."
An idea that will probably work, despite it being batshit stupid.
"Are you an idiot? That's a lumpy idea."
"Yeah, so let's do it."