threfty

A rich smelling fart that engulfs the air around it and sucks all oxygen out of it. Upon entering your nostrils the smell is so pungent it causes a gag reflex to begin, but the lack of oxygen throttles the gag and provokes an involuntary cough, forcing you to breathe in more of said fart.

Be warned; the bigger the threfty fart the more likely you’ll need oxygen therapy and counselling.

Timming

The supreme level of flirting.

To Tim is to leave all women and even some men reeling in the wake of the event; even in everyday transactions. You won't even realise you've been timmed.

He gave her a good timming on the telephone and she submitted willingly to everything he desired. She had no clue she had been timmed, she had fallen under his magic spell.

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