Cat

The cutest animal to live besides for frogs. Cats r lik capybaras because they can bust their coochie on almost anything. They will be so fucking annoying when the shit all over the ground. They like to eat ass. They r pussys. Dumbass animae weebs terned cats into fucking animae. That is NOT ok. Cats need to be fucking world leaders and shit. There ar lots of different cat colors - shit, white, black, mix. Cat also lik to eat your meat. Lesson - GET A FUCKING CAT U BITCH!

Wow! That cat was eating leon’s fucking meat last night!

4👍 1👎

Pickaxe

A tool used to fucking mine damn useless rocks. A pickaxe can fucking kill a bitch. You can hit dogs with a pickaxe and fucking kill their ass. Pickaxe rhymes with dick. You can stick a pickaxe up a ass and call it a dick. Your gay ass fuck little brother can suck the pickaxe. You can fuck up anything you want. Bust a capybara’s coochie? Use a pickaxe. Do illegal as fuck surgery on a bitch dog when it’s not sleeping? Use a pickaxe. Fuck up a annoying bitches ass? Use a pickaxe.

I used my pickaxe to take out a dogs heart while it was barking at me.

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Hamburger

A really good food. It’s so good you can fuck it. Burgers don’t have a life so they play league of legends all day.

I fucked the hamburger

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Capybara

A large ass rodernt. Is the color of fucking poop. It probably sucks it’s own dick off. It has a small ass. It can bust its coochie on almost anything. Has a long ass nose, can smell cum from 20 miles away.

I saw that capybara bust it’s coochie in a toilet.

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My Brian

A misspelling of "My brain". Typically used in shitty kahoots that you play with your friends in 6th fucking grade.

Do you want to play my brian kahoot?