Karenity

An act of being a Karen.

Such karenity, this woman is having a meltdown at Walmart!

Homework

An assignment that was originally created as a punishment and torture, and still is

I wanna go over to my friend's house but I can't due to the shitload of homework waiting on my desk!

Karen

A middle-aged bitch with the following descriptions:

Location: Usually at Starbucks, Burger King, McDonald's, in the neighborhood, at the park, and God knows where else

Clothing: T-shirt, Shorts, Slippers (most of the time)

Likes: to call the cops, the manager, and make teenagers' lives worse

Dislikes: videogames (e.g. Fortnite, Minecraft) and social media (especially TikTok)

1.
Karen: *eats half of her Big Mac*
Also Karen: I would like a refund please.
McDonald's Employee: We can't give you a refund! You ate half of your Big Mac!
Karen: *gasps* HOW DARE YOU TREAT YOUR CUSTOMER THAT WAY? WHERE IS YOUR MANAGER? AREN'T CUSTOMERS ALWAYS RIGHT? HUH?
McDonald's Employee: You ate half your Big Mac, so technically customers aren't always right!
Karen: SO FUCKING WHAT? WHERE IS YOUR FUCKING MANAGER?!?!
McDonald's Employee: Chill out, Karen
Karen: FUCK YOUR SERVICE! I'LL CALL THE COPS!
McDonald's Employee: …

2.
Guy: *drives his Lamborghini in peace*
Karen: Excuse me? Your car is insanely loud!
Guy: So? What the matter?
Karen: That's it! I'll call the cops!
Guy: *drives away*
Karen: HEY! COME BACK HERE YOU ASSHOLE!

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