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2020

Hell.

Grandson playing on his holographic phone: "Grandpa, what was 2020 like?"
Grandpa sitting on a holographic rocking chair: "Hell, but mostly memes."

by FBI_Surveillance_Van November 24, 2020


Trump

How do I even begin? An absolute shithole, idiot, and resident golfer. Trump: "I golf when I'm sad mad, asleep, and awake." Someone who claims election fraud when there isn't any, and someone who was raised by Satan drinking Tropicana, and a woman who frankly no one will never know who she is. Married 2 people, made some kids, gained some pounds, had some ribs, uses a Samsung, and f*cks himself on Twitter. The end is near, my friend; the end is near.

A couple of days ago, I had a baked bean bonanza and took a Trump.

by FBI_Surveillance_Van November 24, 2020