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She is a cool, clever, chill, loyal af, foxy, authentic skateboarder. Probably secretly has a voice of an angel and is wicked brilliant. Has the best taste in music. And anyone she allows in her life is so blessed. Beware though. Kaya doesnât often trust or let people into her person life. She attracts a lot of people, including bad, so sheâs put up a sort of wall. But the best way to get to her is by honesty and a pure heart if you can muster one.
Fratty dude: yo I got the hots for that chick
Homie bro: thatâs kaya, you got nothing on her you h*rny f*ck.
A heel flip landed by a poser skater who's technique is screwed up by their rushed progression.
Garth: I can heel flip
Ben: but you're just now learning 180s? That's a Gavin flip
-the classic mall grab, making your board look like a petty accessory
-has worn supreme before skating
-wears spitfire, does not ride spitfire
-does not acknowledge old school or the different kinds of skating like freestyle or vert
-lofi & bart Simpson
-stereotypical skater social media aesthetic or screen saver theme
-butt boards
-skates to impress girls or boys
-says they can kickflip but can't when you ask because "injury" or "new shoes haven't broke into yet"
-the board they have had for a while and ride has absolutely no razer tail, marks, coned/ wheels, and/or grinded down trucks
-no ollie marks
-collects vans does not skate them
-dresses like stereotypical skater but is not connected to the culture
-rushed progression
-zumies
-has no footy
-eboy hair
-mongo
-commands you to kickflip
-can't even ollie
-rides/buys ripndip
-only knows Tony hawk and maybe nyjah
-vapes and drinks monster and listens to xxxtentacion, mgk, or some other sad boi trap
-hangs out at the skatepark but does not skate
-wears thrasher sweater does not read or watch thrasher
-is a model
-beleives Aaron kyro is the skate god and not Rodney mullen
-does not know who Rodney mullen is
-actually just a cruiser but won't say it
-takes photos and videos with their skateboard but never pictures or videos of them doing actual stuff on it besides maybe cruising down a street in the most boring aesthetically pleasing way
-can't put together a board
-has not seen him
Elissa: nice thrasher shirt, you skate too?
Finn: yeah, I can treflip
Elissa: nice, wanna play a game of skate?
Finn: ah I think I broke my ankle
Elissa: oh got a vid of it I can see?
Finn: no
Elissa: footy or it didn't happen haha
Finn: yeah sucks because I was so close to landing my first shuvit
Elissa: haha poser
Finn:I'm not a poser skater I don't mallgrab
Elissa: bruh go work on your tic tacs
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Canadian Olympic skater who rides for Powell and etnies and some other stuff. And is hella cool. Obsessed with fire hydrants. Always wears helmet. Lives in an ambulance. Has a tiny mustache. Old school style. And is kind hearted and creative and smart and authentic and moms love him.
Dan: hey look it's Andy Anderson
Dawon: that guy is gnarly, has the soul of a golden retriever.
Dan: my mom crushes on him hard
Dawon: man I wish I was Andy Anderson
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8myX means ate my exe
Originally a phrase said by female praying mantids, saying ate my exe means you chopped off your exeâs dick and ate the rest of him so heâs forever gone from this world to you. And his dick was eaten by cannibalistic maggots.
Jessy: Are you sure youâre ready to date
Page: Yeah 8myx