Foxboro

Foxboro, Massachusetts is a small, clean town with a population made up of 99% football players and cheerleaders. If you do not play at least 3 sports, you will not be accepted socially. The children here will make your life a living hell. Every girl has slept with at least half of each grade in the high school. Going to Foxborough High School can cause PTSD and/or clinical depression. Holden Caulfield would rather kill himself.

Foxborou child 1: YO DUDEGUYBRO THEAS A FOOTBALL GAME GOIN ON TONIGHT YOU DOWN?
Foxboro child 2: Yea man but only if im hammad, like my fake boston accent?
Foxboro child 3: YEA AND THEAS GUNNA BE WICKED HAWT GIRLZ THEA TOO WE CAN GET THEM DRUNK AN TOTALLY GET WITH THEM DOODBRO
Foxboro child 4: YEA DOOD AND EVERYONE WHO DOESNT PLAY A SPORT WE AUTOMATICALLY THAT THEY CUT THEIR WRISTS

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