turdmuffin

a strange word for when you just cant seem to think of anything else to say. Comes from the words turd and muffin.

"Geez man your such an ass" "Oh yea well um... um... your a turdmuffin!"

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Sleg

Partly eaten portion of chips and mushy peas in a polystyrene tray. Normaly found on walls or in public phone boxes.
Possibly evidence of sudden alien abduction or govenment snatch squads.

Walking back from the pub I passed a sleg on a low garden wall.

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Meat Pistol

Penis, Sperm Shooter, Dipstick, DiCK

Tell that girl to get off my MEAT PISTOL.

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brain-fart

A total lack of recognition.
A silly mistake.
Can be stress related.

"I had a total brain-fart when she asked for my number."

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townie

A purpose built bicycle for the around-town-commuter. A "sweet townie" would have lights, racks, bell, bags, lock, fenders, etc. Most townies are a mix of function and fun. Often having many purely stylish additions as well.

"Her townie has flames on the fenders and the leather saddle."

"My townie has a 'hoola-girl' on the handlebars."

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El Eazy

Big Meat w0000t nice please? help me

Oh he has a El_Eazy its rather huge

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bulkace

adj.Aust.colloq. Extremely good or excellent. Circa 1980's created by adding the two words,used in their colloquial form,'bulk' & 'ace' togehter.

"The party I went to on the weekend was bulkace."

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