tukta

To talk to; also, potentially, to have sex with.

(Shouted at window)

"Flareese! Lemme come up and tukta you!"

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Bumborino

Leather bumborino tree toilet

‘Horny bumborino’
‘Horny arse flake’

‘Yuh’

spotty cunt

richard tomkins

god look at that spotty cunt!

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douchepaper

Vis a vis "flypaper". A bar or other establishment that attracts a large number of what can only be described as "douches". Douchepaper can be identified by the douche chills felt immediately upon entering.

"Gawd, Spike Hill is total douchepaper!"

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fuck tard

someone that is annoying or just lame

"god garath ball is a FUCK TARD!"

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exit music

A radiohead song. Useful for killing a party or comically depressing everyone in the bar when it goes on the jukebox.

"Before all hell breaks loo-oose..."

"Goddammit! Is this Exit Music???"

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shink

A session of intense thought while on the shitter.

"Hey Bill, any thoughts on what our bid for the MacGregor contract should be?"

"Chuck, I'm still not sure. Let me take a shink and get back to you."

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