Cat

a furry animal that has a long tail and sharp claws

Aww! The cat is so cute!
The cat is naughty,
My cat’s breed is a Scottish fold
The cat is good-behaved

Inanimate insanity

Condition spelled stupidly and incorrectly

Girl Oop did I sneeze on you?? It’s my condishsawn😩. - by tissues inanimate insanity reality show