Mico

'Zepto' is currently the smallest unit of measurement in the scientific community. It is measured as (10^-21). However, when describing something smaller than a 'zepto', most scientists and professionals use the unit of 'mico'. This unit is measured at (10^-69). Due to the fact that not many entities are actually that small, people usually use the term 'mico' to describe objects in a hyperbolic manner. The 'mico' is a term based off of the famous Dr. Tubs McGrubs, a pedant of the shallow creed. It is considered a grave insult to call another a 'mico', as it implies diminutive size in aspects such as height or penis size.

Example 1:

MSW: My penis is Mico sized; I need a Mico-scope to see it :(
Everybody: How's the weather down there?

Example 2:

MSW: Don't call me Mico. Who do you think you are?
Everybody: But you ARE Mico sized, you tenacious turd cultivator!
MSW: Oh yeah :(

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