Not Too Terribly Long

1. Taken at face value, something that's not too terribly long, like drinking a Capri-Sun or something

2a. Anything that you could do in less than 21 seconds with a group of up to 7 people, yourself included, most likely a spontaneous and satirical musical number parodying those longer, drawn out anthems everyone else has

2b. A Phineas and Ferb reference that is also not too terribly long

"And it's not too terribly long." - Final line of the Fireside Girls Anthem, which is both self-referential in nature and silently judging the real-world Girl Scouts whose anthem is, in fact, far too terribly long.

Daizora's Law

The tendency of a single person, usually someone of moderate strength, to attract people either just as strong or stronger than themselves.

Seems like that new rookie bike racer is surrounded by Daizora's Law, he's in a field of Cat 4s and 3s, and he's only Cat 5.