Rif Reaper

In the Federal Government, layoffs are called reduction in force (RIF) actions.

The RIF Reaper is the man who comes to your cube to tell you your services are no longer required.

"I think John may be in trouble the RIF Reaper was just over by his desk...."

Yankee Envy

Fans of other teams hate the Yankees because they are so successful and they wish their team was more like the Yankees.

Brian is a mets fan and they haven't won a championship since 1986 meanwhile the Yankees keep piling up the Trophies. He hates it. He's got Yankee Envy big time.

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