BEF

BEF stands for big eared freak

Don at land rover frisco is a fucking BEF. "Hey Don you fucking BEF quit picking your fucking nose".

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Alarm Clock Dildo

Where a woman awakens with a orgasm, simply by setting the dildo into her pussy, setting the time to be awoken, and soon wakes up with an amazing orgasm. Men can also use them by inserting them in the ass.

Man! Alarm Clock Dildo's are cheap!!

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stoopid ninja

the greatest cs player that ever lived

matt

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Freshly Baked Cum Pie

A load of cum is put into a freshly baked apple pie and eaten as dessert.

Kids, save room for your freshly baked cum pie!

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Mullet

One who is found to have sincere business in the front, yet an unmistakable party in the back...the hairstyle often worn by aging rockers who refuse to admit that Warrant is not the best band ever...

Theres a fuckin' huuuge party in the back on that motherfucker, but he's all business up front!

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Bright Light Nights

A very cold night, where a pregnant girls nipples get so hard they pop, and blood and milk spills all over.

O No!! She is about to have a Bright Light Nights!!

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Slippy Shower

Two lesbians fucking in a shower, one slips into the glass and the other falls with her cuz her fingers are stuck in her pussy.

Watch kids, here is an example of a slippy shower

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