rod

Rod is a great guy who is really hard to get to know. He makes a lot of dirty jokes and is sometimes extremely vulgar but once you get to know the real him, you will never want to let him go. He is sort of a fuckboy but is extremely attractive. Once you have him in your sites, he will haunt your dreams for a week. His body is mesmerizing and is possibly the most beautiful thing you have ever seen. He is the most wonderful looking man you will ever lay your eyes on. Damn.

"Damn. Did you see the new guy rose? He is SOOO hot!"
"Yeah, but I heard that he slept with Julie."

"Rod told the funniest dirty joke today!"
"Yeah, that guys the best."

9👍 5👎

Monica

Someone who is not to be trusted. If you are dating her she will control your very existence down to the shoes that you wear. She seems sweet but she is actually plotting your demise. She is anorexic and makes her children feel as though food is the devil. Food is not the devil, she is. She is just god awful and if you get the chance, run. Don't turn your back to her because she will stab it when she gets the chance. She is like a spider and you will get eaten if you fall into her web. OH wait, I forgot, she doesn't eat. She is the spawn of Satan and is on a whole new level of evil.

Person 1: Did you see that pale skeleton in a backwards jean mini skirt?

Person 2: Yeah, that's Monica.

Person 3: Hey! That's my wife!

Person 2: I'm sorry for your loss.

14👍 69👎